Govt says Vijay Mallya has left country on a secret mission to bring back black money
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Facing allegations against the Congress party, allowing, Vijay Mallya flee without him to pay his debts. The government has argued that the Mallya, in fact, a secret mission back black money.
The government claims that was part of his plan to allow liquor Baron escape, so he can put his foot abroad, the law itself as a refugee in India (just as Lalit Modi) and then get down to the real task of extracting Black money stashed offshore.
"We are very serious about bringing back black money to India. And we rely on that responsibility, can 'shoulders Vijay Mallya ji, who time and again proved its credentials excelling in fraudulent activities, "confirmed a source PMO: "He has to win the confidence of the people there brag about how Indian authorities are after him, and how he made a fool of them. URA Dushman Dushman TOH dost ka hota Hai », - he added.
The PMO source claimed, "If BJP was responsible Mallya escape, then, what do you think Prime Minister Modi would not have missed the chance to go abroad with him."
Finance Minister Arun Jaitley subsequently found out how it was a masterstroke for his government to strike a deal Mallya - loans instead of black money out of his suspension, he will be brought back.
"We are all aware of the talent of Mr. Mallya, when it comes to extracting money from the bank of its contents We have full faith that he will be able to display the same skills while dealing with Swiss banks. In fact, we believe that not only the Indian black money, he will be able to entice away black money in Swiss bank division of authorities in other countries », - Jaitley explained how it was all part of a grand plan to boost GDP BJP
Meanwhile, Congress sources say that so impressed by the high command by Mallya, that when he returns, he may propose a prominent position in the party.
"He is corrupt, the Indians ran out of taxpayers' money, is good for nothing son of a perfect match for our party," Congress spokesperson justified the party's decision.
Note: Mocktale fiction stories are designed to bring a smile to your face. They bear no relation to the events and characters in real life.
Facing allegations against the Congress party, allowing, Vijay Mallya flee without him to pay his debts. The government has argued that the Mallya, in fact, a secret mission back black money.
The government claims that was part of his plan to allow liquor Baron escape, so he can put his foot abroad, the law itself as a refugee in India (just as Lalit Modi) and then get down to the real task of extracting Black money stashed offshore.
"We are very serious about bringing back black money to India. And we rely on that responsibility, can 'shoulders Vijay Mallya ji, who time and again proved its credentials excelling in fraudulent activities, "confirmed a source PMO: "He has to win the confidence of the people there brag about how Indian authorities are after him, and how he made a fool of them. URA Dushman Dushman TOH dost ka hota Hai », - he added.
The PMO source claimed, "If BJP was responsible Mallya escape, then, what do you think Prime Minister Modi would not have missed the chance to go abroad with him."
Finance Minister Arun Jaitley subsequently found out how it was a masterstroke for his government to strike a deal Mallya - loans instead of black money out of his suspension, he will be brought back.
"We are all aware of the talent of Mr. Mallya, when it comes to extracting money from the bank of its contents We have full faith that he will be able to display the same skills while dealing with Swiss banks. In fact, we believe that not only the Indian black money, he will be able to entice away black money in Swiss bank division of authorities in other countries », - Jaitley explained how it was all part of a grand plan to boost GDP BJP
Meanwhile, Congress sources say that so impressed by the high command by Mallya, that when he returns, he may propose a prominent position in the party.
"He is corrupt, the Indians ran out of taxpayers' money, is good for nothing son of a perfect match for our party," Congress spokesperson justified the party's decision.
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